You can't just say "there's a possum"... you have to sound the Possum Alarm!

Norma Jean swapped souls with her baby to save her.

But she's not made of water anymore.

Tracey Jordan shouts "But that's not fair! If they get to be drunk peasants, why can't I be a drunk king?"

My  shoulder-blades hurt... I must be growing wings again.

I'm totally shipping Cinderella x Jesus right now.

I should really stop praying to unicorns...